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About Ball-Mart

Ball-Mart was founded in the wilds of the backwoods of Western Virginia by the son of a miner and a sheep-herder's daughter--a man named by Time Magazine in 1983 as the most evil man in the Union of American States, Simon Balls.

What began as a dream for Simon grew into one of the largest and most evil enterprises ever to grace the face of the planet.

Known for bullying suppliers and customers alike for their money, it's either the Ball-Mart way or the highway--the latter as part of a forced death-march.


  • Current Market Price: $ 2.77
  • IPO Price: $ 55.00
  • Shares Issued: 59,518,508
  • Market Capitalization: $ 165,110,293.04
  • Executive Officer: Simon J. Balls
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