Tito Manufacturing

About Tito

Producing cheap autos for the masses, Tito creates cars cheaply out of cut-rate materials and puts them together with the cheapest of connectors. Somehow, magically, their autos manage to continue to run until the day after their warranties run out.

Masters of planned obsolesence, Tito is the auto manufacturer for the mass of men who lead lives of quiet desperation, slightly less quiet with the rumbling of cheap Tito motors.


  • Current Market Price: $ 10.00
  • IPO Price: $ 10.00
  • Shares Issued: 273,268,200
  • Market Capitalization: $ 2,732,682,000.00
  • Executive Officer:
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