Sudden drop in sends shareholders into panic

Shareholders of today got an unwelcome notice that the stock's price had dropped dramatically to a new low of 0.00. This marks the lowest that the company has traded at for quite some time. The drop has erased boat loads of market capitalization from the company.

When reached for comment, 's executive officer, suggested that the company would make a speedy recovery and that, in times of sturm and drang it was common for less hearty shareholders to turn tail and flee, but that in this case the doom and gloom was completely unfounded.