Majestic Transportation

About Majestic

Majestic is a transportation company that leverages the driving abilities and vehicles of its chauffeurs to give rides to those too snooty to purchase or drive their own vehicles.

Trystyn "Tricky" Calachick, it's founder and Executive Officer, has cultivated a bad-boy image through a number of stunts designed to gain coverage in the media. Chief among these was his ploy to cover homeless children in honey and drape them in 10-Pound Notes. When asked why he chose Grand British currency, instead of Sovereigns or Kroner, he replied "Pooonds is much more baller." It's rumored his personal body man carries enough cash on him at all times to be able to post bail for any minor offenses that Tricky might get caught up in.

Majestic has also come under fire for its aggressive targeting of the companies critics. It was widely publicized that one analyst, who had just the week before pooh-poohed the IPO of the company was sent a literal dump-truck load of poop which was then covered in crude oil and set on fire in the analysts front yard.

Details

  • Current Market Price: $ 223.86
  • IPO Price: $ 50.00
  • Shares Issued: 1,065,836,098
  • Market Capitalization: $ 238,594,061,354.55
  • Executive Officer: Trystyn Calachick
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